Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat,
Tax his crops, tax his work,
Tax his tie, tax his shirt,
Tax his chew, tax his smoke;
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are a rule,
Tax his oil, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash;
Tax him good and let […]
IT’S SO DRY…
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It’s so dry here in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are giving out wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for their wine to turn back into water!
NOW THAT’S DRY!
A LITTLE BIBLE HUMOR
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth ?.
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?.
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible ?.
A. Noah– He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest […]
A DRUG THAT REALLY WORKS!
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This is an “oldie, but goodie.”
There just might be some real learning in these words, We hope you are practicing them ? ?..
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question.
“Why […]
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan […]
THE DUCK AND THE DEVIL
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There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.
As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck. Just out […]
THE NEW BOSS
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A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he […]
ENGINEERING CONVERSIONS
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1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter?
Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash?
1 microScope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement?
1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God?
1 Billigram
6. Time it takes to […]
THE ATHEIST AND THE BEAR
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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the accident of evolution” had created. “What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging toward him. He ran […]
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YOUNG ADULTS AND TEENAGERS!
ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING HARASSED BY YOUR STUPID, UNREASONABLE, OLD FASHIONED PARENTS??
ACT NOW!!! MOVE OUT! GET A JOB!! PAY YOUR OWN WAY, WHILE YOU STILL KNOW EVERYTHING!!!