THE COUNTRY PREACHER
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I remember the story about the old country preacher who had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought along the line of choosing a profession.
Like many young men, then and now, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do-and he didn’t seem overly concerned about it. [...]
MOURNING THE DEATH OF COMMON SENSE
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Today I am mourning the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense. Common Sense, AKA C.S., lived a long life but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. [...]
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Duct Tape or a Nail: We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct tape. God did it with some nails.
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, “Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You [...]
SCHOOL DAYS
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1970 vs. 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1970 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees [...]
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
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DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on THIS side of the road before it goes after the problem on the OTHER SIDE of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking [...]
THE LITTLE RED HEN
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The Little Red Hen Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat.She called all of her neighbors together and said, “If we plant this
wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me [...]
A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE
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A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE
A mouse looked through the crack in t he wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?” The mouse wondered – he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning. “There is a mousetrap in [...]
A DIALOG WITH GOD
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A DIALOG WITH GOD
Our Father Who Art In Heaven.
Yes?
Don’t interrupt me. I’m praying.
But — you called ME!
Called you? No, I didn’t call you. I’m praying. Our Father who art in Heaven.
There… you did it again!
Did what?
Called ME. You said, “Our Father who art in Heaven” Well, here I am. What’s on your mind?
But I didn’t [...]
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT
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A Little Something To Think About…
Funny how big $10 looks when we take it to church…
and how small it looks when we take it to the store.
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Funny how long 60 minutes are when serving the Lord…
and how short 60 minutes are when playing golf, basketball or watching Television.
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Funny how laborious it is to read one [...]
THE $20 AND THE $1
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There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building.
As they were lying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the $20 dollar bill, “Hey mannnnnn, where have you been.
I haven’t seen you in a long time ?”
The $20 dollar bill [...]